in the spirit of...

..."what to do when you find out your kids are doing x?" there's What To Do If You Find Out Your Parents Are Using Vista:

Look at it. Recognize it. Your parents wellbeing could depend on it!

First, take a deep breath...

You're not a failure as a child. You're not helpless. And you're not alone.

If you think you're a failure, consider this: There are many parents with neglectful kids, who never use Vista. There are also parents with seemingly model children who do use Vista.

As a child, it is your job to look after your parent's technological well being. But even the most responsible child cannot monitor their parents 24 hours of every day. A loving child will gives their parent as much freedom as possible.

He does follow it up with a serious answer on how to remove the junk and improve the security and performance, but the original is still quite funny.

associated with religious idiots? the double-standard's been around for a while...

Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Bush 41 Pimps for Moon Again:

And did you see one article anywhere in the mainstream media about it? I've not seen one that even mentions that on May 2nd, the former president and father of the current president, George HW Bush, was paid by the world's most prominent fascist cult leader to give yet another speech on his behalf, with [Rev.] Moon on the same stage.

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The media silence on this is absolutely staggering to me. While the cable news shows and blogs obsess over Rev. Wright, not a single major media outlet covers this story about an American president in a decades-long relationship with a man who has spoken openly of taking over the United States and establishing a one-world theocracy under his rule. Absolutely mind-boggling.