in the spirit of...

[acroyear]

..."what to do when you find out your kids are doing x?" there's What To Do If You Find Out Your Parents Are Using Vista:

Look at it. Recognize it. Your parents wellbeing could depend on it!

First, take a deep breath...

You're not a failure as a child. You're not helpless. And you're not alone.

If you think you're a failure, consider this: There are many parents with neglectful kids, who never use Vista. There are also parents with seemingly model children who do use Vista.

As a child, it is your job to look after your parent's technological well being. But even the most responsible child cannot monitor their parents 24 hours of every day. A loving child will gives their parent as much freedom as possible.

He does follow it up with a serious answer on how to remove the junk and improve the security and performance, but the original is still quite funny.