I *Love* Jokes Like This...
Jul. 31st, 2003 04:59 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
acroyearThere was once this panhandler who, working his usual streetcorner, asked a well-dressed college prof walking by for some change.
"'Neither a borrower nor a beggar be' -- William Shakespeare", intoned the prof.
"Fuck you," shot back the panhandler. "David Mamet."
"'Neither a borrower nor a beggar be' -- William Shakespeare", intoned the prof.
"Fuck you," shot back the panhandler. "David Mamet."
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Date: 2003-07-31 02:13 pm (UTC)This fucking KILLS me!
Thanks!
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