I *Love* Jokes Like This...

Jul. 31st, 2003 04:59 pm
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There was once this panhandler who, working his usual streetcorner, asked a well-dressed college prof walking by for some change.

"'Neither a borrower nor a beggar be' -- William Shakespeare", intoned the prof.

"Fuck you," shot back the panhandler. "David Mamet."
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