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Stranger Fruit: Touched by their noodly bile:
As a Christian, I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance; it is people like you who make me sick, I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.

With love,

Charlie
This was one of many emails by self-proclaimed "Christians" to the creator of Flying Speghetti Monster.

Date: 2006-07-31 09:55 pm (UTC)
ext_298353: (churchsmite)
From: [identity profile] thatliardiego.livejournal.com
I think he's been reading Leviticus too much.

Date: 2006-07-31 10:11 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acroyear70.livejournal.com
"Never ask an athiest that question." :)

Date: 2006-07-31 10:12 pm (UTC)
ext_298353: (pengydance)
From: [identity profile] thatliardiego.livejournal.com
Maybe I should use that as an all-purpose answer to everything.

Either that, or "Undead monkey."

Date: 2006-07-31 10:14 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] neadods.livejournal.com
Well naturally! Reading Matthew and then spouting stuff like that would be just too embarassing. (Honestly... I wonder if some of those folks have Bibles that even *include* Matthew!)

Date: 2006-07-31 10:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acroyear70.livejournal.com
of course they do!

what do you think they are, Jewish?

its just the fact that Revelation trumps everything...it has to, doesn't it? its the last book and the best is always saved for last, right?

its never "science" that makes me doubt my faith. never.

Date: 2006-07-31 10:27 pm (UTC)
ext_298353: (bundygram!)
From: [identity profile] thatliardiego.livejournal.com
its the last book and the best is always saved for last, right?

Ah. This explains why the Mormons feel superior.

Date: 2006-07-31 10:32 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] rsteachout.livejournal.com
Hey, can we help it if we got more books to read? We keep trying to give the other "Christians" copies so they can have them, too; but they keep getting in a snit about it. :-)

Date: 2006-08-01 01:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] acroyear70.livejournal.com
well, stop leaving them in hotels!

oh, waitaminute, that's not the mormans.

sorry, nevermind.

i'll just go watch TV.

...

oh THERE they are!

Date: 2006-08-01 12:53 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] thatwasjen
By this logic, the truest religion would be Rastafarian. Or Branch Davidian. Or something.

Date: 2006-08-01 01:48 am (UTC)
ext_298353: (bundygram!)
From: [identity profile] thatliardiego.livejournal.com
It takes 'em to know 'em. ;)

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