from the "shit you just can't make up" department...

[acroyear]

Publix News Release:

Publix Super Markets is issuing a voluntary recall for Publix Pumpkin Pecan Streusel Pie, because it was mislabeled and may contain undeclared pecans.

Reality will always trump "The Onion".

Comments

[stori-lundi.livejournal.com]

I'm a peanut!! No wait, I'm a pecan!! No...I'm a...I don't know what I am!!