from the "shit you just can't make up" department...

[acroyear]

Publix News Release:

Publix Super Markets is issuing a voluntary recall for Publix Pumpkin Pecan Streusel Pie, because it was mislabeled and may contain undeclared pecans.

Reality will always trump "The Onion".

Comments

[greendalek.livejournal.com]

Undeclared Pecans just jumped to the top of my own personal list for Potentially Awesome Band Names...

[stori-lundi.livejournal.com]

I'm a peanut!! No wait, I'm a pecan!! No...I'm a...I don't know what I am!!

[fiona64.livejournal.com]

Why am I reminded of the airline peanut bag that reads: "Peanuts. Caution, contains peanuts." Ya think?

[silmaril.livejournal.com]

I... what?