Once Again, the Onion speaks too much truth to be funny...almost...

[acroyear]

26-Year-Old To See Every Asshole He Ever Went To High School With On Night Before Thanksgiving | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

NEW YORK—For the fifth straight year, Jordan McCabe will return home for the holidays and spend the night before Thanksgiving running into every smug and unlikable asshole he ever went to high school with, the 26-year-old reported Monday.

The trip back home, scheduled for later this week, will reportedly bring McCabe face-to-face with an endless string of pricks from his past, each of whom he will have to engage in awkward conversation, and generally pretend to be happy about seeing again.

"They're all going to be there," said McCabe, purchasing an Amtrak train ticket for Rochester, NY. "Every last one of them, just as shitty and conceited and phony as ever."

Comments

[cozit.livejournal.com]

Sounds familiar... but two days *after* Thanksgiving for me. Fortunately, a bunch of the "couldn't care less if I ever hear what happened to them" types are now on the "lost" list... unfortunately, so are a few of the folks I really *would* like to catch up with.

Ah, well.. reminds me that there are a couple people up there I *really* need to arrange to run into on purpose, though... Thanks for the reminder :-)

[rokstar.livejournal.com]

that's why i hide in my parents' house all weekend. :)