Dilbert, looking frazzled, talks to PHB: "I didn't think it was possible, but for the past month, I've done my own job plus Ted's, and done them well. I know that you're marveling at my accomplishment and wondering how you can reward me."
PHB (thinking): Maybe I can fire Carl and make this idiot do his job too.
Dilbert: "I'll bet we're thinking of the same bonus amount!"
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Date: 2008-09-18 02:35 pm (UTC)Dilbert, looking frazzled, talks to PHB: "I didn't think it was possible, but for the past month, I've done my own job plus Ted's, and done them well. I know that you're marveling at my accomplishment and wondering how you can reward me."
PHB (thinking): Maybe I can fire Carl and make this idiot do his job too.
Dilbert: "I'll bet we're thinking of the same bonus amount!"