call me a heretic

[acroyear]

I hereby defy the authority of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  I hereby assert my true belief, supported by undeniably anectdotal evidential claims of one person, me, that speghetti is merely a vessel.  It is nothing more than the means by which one is intended to eat mountains of Parmesean Cheese.

put that in your pipe and smoke it...

Comments

[javasaurus.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm....smoked cheese.....

[scaleslea.livejournal.com]

You're a heretic.

Feel better, now?

Doc

[deza.livejournal.com]

Ooooooooo, the Noodly Appendage is gonna touch you in a bad, bad place...

[wilhelmina-d.livejournal.com]

Oh, my great good noodles. How could you say such a thing? Don't you know that His Great Noodly Appendages will reach out to strike you down?

[psychemarlies.livejournal.com]

I always thought it was all about the meatballs. *grins*

[cyberkender.livejournal.com]

I deny your assertation. The true way to consume mountians of fine parmesan is straight, with a good baguette. :>

[rsteachout.livejournal.com]

Don't blame me for whatever happens. I tried to warn you. :-)

[blueeowyn.livejournal.com]

On top of spaghetti
all covered with cheese
I lost my religion
when acroyear sneezed
it slithered off the table
and into the papers
until the lawyers
were done with their capers
it made some editorials
and also headlines
and now if we are taught it
then someone gets fines

[margoeve.livejournal.com]

AMEN!