call me a heretic

[acroyear]

I hereby defy the authority of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.  I hereby assert my true belief, supported by undeniably anectdotal evidential claims of one person, me, that speghetti is merely a vessel.  It is nothing more than the means by which one is intended to eat mountains of Parmesean Cheese.

put that in your pipe and smoke it...