on time travel...

[acroyear]

Yes, I'm a time traveler.  Unfortunately, I'm rather unidirectional in that I only progress forward in time, at a rediculously slow rate of 1 second per second.  Its not so bad though, in that I always seem to get to where I'm going by the time I get there.

Comments

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

Hey -- you're the walking example of the Buckaroo Banzai aphorism: "Wherever you go, there you are."

Who knew?

[selkiesiren.livejournal.com]

:::Giggles:::

Reminds me of a Steven Wright joke...he said he had a map of the United States, but that it was real size. It had a key at the bottom that said "one mile equals one mile".

finishing the joke...

[acroyear70.livejournal.com]

"If someone asks where I live, I say 'E-5'."

Re: finishing the joke...

[selkiesiren.livejournal.com]

:::giggles!:::

I *love* that mans humour!