satire is dead: comedians simply can't write stuff like this...

[acroyear]

"We've been attacked by the intelligent, educated segment of the culture." -- Dover, PA pastor and parent Ray Mummert

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[wilhelmina-d.livejournal.com]

Boy, would I love context for that one. Oy. Oy vey, even.

[acroyear70.livejournal.com]

Dover, PA, was the county school board that was the first to try to "teach" "Intelligent Design" (an intentionally vague form of creationism whose primary supporters are really using it to "wedge" creationism and religion into public schools by hiding it behind pseudo-scientific jargon to make it look like its religiously non-committal).

they've been sued for it, of course.

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[selkiesiren.livejournal.com]

Say it aint so, Joe...this didn't really leave someones mouth, did it?

:::snort:::

Someone was just *asking* for a sign saying "kick me" to be pinned to his back.