(singing) And CAN You Feel the LOVE Tonite????

Stranger Fruit: Touched by their noodly bile:

As a Christian, I follow Jesus for his teachings of love and tolerance; it is people like you who make me sick, I hope you die in a lake of fire and get your eyes pecked out by crows, so that you may go to hell and exist for eternity in a lake of fire getting your eyes pecked out by crows.

With love,

Charlie

This was one of many emails by self-proclaimed "Christians" to the creator of Flying Speghetti Monster.