An Alternative Cherry Blossom Event

The Foggy Bottom Morris Men featuring faireraven and acroyear70, will be touring the national capital area tomorrow.  We start at 10:30 am at Union Station, at either the outdoor escalator or across the street at Capital City Brewery.  After a dance-out and lunch, we move on to the Grant Memorial on the west (Mall) side of the U.S. Capital.

Then a quick pub stop at the Hawk and Dove before moving on to the Antique shop at the Eastern Market, 7th & North Carolina SE around 3:15, and finally a stand at Stanton Park (traffic circle of MD and MA aves at 5th, NE) at 4:30 before we leave you all to dinner and beer @ RFD near Gallary Place.

See (*maybe*) the public debut of 3 new dances including a new border dance we hope to have just perfect in time to take it back to the borders in our UK2K5 tour in July!

i really shouldn't think about things like this...

Why did The Matrix itself simulate bathrooms and toilets for the humans?

One only learns potty-training because one needs to learn self-control regarding when one goes.  Only in the Matrix, that really isn't the case.  Your body in the real world human-farms just goes when it feels like it and the machines just get rid of it for you, but since the Matrix has your mind, your mind doesn't actually have to think its going at the same time, does it?

If it doesn't, then there's no reason for the toilet in the Matrix.  Entire generations of humans could exist without ever having been taught that there was such a thing because they really wouldn't need it!

on the subject of bodily fluids in the Matrix, how does childbirth work? If person A and B get together in the Matrix, do the machines take the sperm from the male in the real world and implant it in the female, regardless of how far apart they may be in physical reality?  Is someone's child in the Matrix *really* their child, genetically?

stupid shit people shouldn't think about.

back to work.