One ringy-dingy...

I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone. -- Bjarne Stroustrup, inventor of C++.

I *Love* Jokes Like This...

There was once this panhandler who, working his usual streetcorner, asked a well-dressed college prof walking by for some change.

"'Neither a borrower nor a beggar be' -- William Shakespeare", intoned the prof.

"Fuck you," shot back the panhandler. "David Mamet."