I hear Kryton staring this story with "It's that old timeless tale..."

[acroyear]

Must Be That New Professionalism Again : Dispatches from the Culture Wars:

A police officer turns in another police officer for groping a woman in his police car. The acting police chief tells him if he doesn't clam up, he'll be fired. The officer goes to the state authorities with it, who are now investigating. And he was then fired. The one who actually did the groping? He's on paid leave.