once again, the onion speaks truth...

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Budget Deficit Hits Record | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | American Voices:

"It's all the Democrats’ fault! Or it's all the Republicans' fault–I'm not sure. What we know for certain, according to everything I've heard, is that it's entirely the fault of one of them or the other and certainly not due to any combination of the two."