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[acroyear]

I'm Getting Old : Dispatches from the Culture Wars:

The one person whose identity I did know was Katy Perry, but only because of all the furor over her song about kissing a girl. What I did not know was that Joe Perry was her father. Which leads to an obvious question: Did Joe Perry and Steven Tyler have a contest to see which one could produce the most beautiful daughter? And how did two men that incredibly ugly manage to produce those two daughters? It doesn't seem possible.

Update: it turns out Katy is unrelated to the Aerosmith guitarist.

Comments

[mandrakan.livejournal.com]

Principle of groupie selection. The members of Aerosmith, obviously concerned solely about the most efficient method of propogating their rock-star genes, selected mates for their physical attractiveness, among other useful features.

Also, the Joe Perry thing? Not true, according to Wikipedia.

[voltbang.livejournal.com]

Katy isn't related to Aerosmith, and isn't nearly as hot as Liv. It is one of the great mysteries of our age. Steven Tyler. Liv Tyler. He is as un-attractive as a man can be, and he does it without open sores or shrapnel scars or anything. He just has unattractive features, put together badly. And she is as hot as it gets. And on top of that, you can tell they are related. God has a sense of humor.