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acroyearFacebook | Red Green's Notes:
An Informed Consumer
Today at 9:33am
They have ads on television now where the last half of the commercial is devoted to the announcer talking really fast while he or she explains everything that could possibly go wrong with the product. It’s called a disclaimer and they do it to avoid legal action later. I think it’s a good idea, but I’d like to see it on marriage vows. ‘I now pronounce you man and wife’ (Read this next part really fast) ‘Some common side effects include disagreements, hurtful comments, unacceptable tone, bankruptcy, and children. The success of this marriage is the sole responsibility of the participants and there is no warranty, either expressed or implied, by any friends, neighbors, or relatives. Before entering into this agreement, it is suggested you consult with a member of the clergy or a bartender. Prolonged use could lead to old age, if you’re lucky. Void where prohibited. You may kiss the bride.
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Date: 2009-07-09 02:43 pm (UTC)I think it's be easier to simply replace legal gobble-ti-gook on consumer products with "for better or for worse"!
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Date: 2009-07-09 07:58 pm (UTC)Life - It is sexually transmitted, and 100% fatal.