Another "too close to the truth" onion

[acroyear]

Red Meat May Spell Early Death | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

A federal study revealed that middle-aged Americans who ate red meat at least once a day were 30 percent more likely to die during the 10 years researchers followed them. What do you think?

with the first (and best) reply being:

"This research may actually push Americans to adopt new habits, such as calling red meat something else."

Comments

[klytus.livejournal.com]

Remember - red meat is not bad for you... green fuzzy meat is.