ho ho homeless

[acroyear]

Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Recession: The Grinch That Stole Santa Claus' Job:

The Flint Journal reports that America's economic problems are causing a dramatic reduction in work for Santa Claus impersonators [excerpt cut]

I think it's time we directed some of that $700 billion bailout fund to the North Pole. As Santa goes, so goes the nation. Won't someone think of the elves? We can't very well tell our children, "Yes, Virginia, there really is a Santa Claus. But he's homeless now."