You know what I love? (© celtink)

[acroyear]

Not knowing what's more rude:

1. Having someone talking on the phone to someone professional (like the receptionist at a dentists office) while sitting on the can in an office restroom
2. Having someone flush a very loud public toilet while someone is in the stall next to them on the phone during #1 above
3. Having to make someone else feel guilty because they have to make that choice of flushing #2 above or not when they are done and need to get out
   

I said screw it and flushed anyways, but DAMN, can you idiots PLEASE find a better time to call the dentist other than when you're takin' a shit?

Comments

[javasaurus.livejournal.com]

you could decide that you are really, totally, and painfully constipated. If you can make "giving birth" sounds, all the better.

Better still, say loudly, "Excuse me, is there any toilet paper in that stall? This one ain't got none!" Emphasize the appropriate words.