You know what I love? (© celtink)

[acroyear]

Not knowing what's more rude:

1. Having someone talking on the phone to someone professional (like the receptionist at a dentists office) while sitting on the can in an office restroom
2. Having someone flush a very loud public toilet while someone is in the stall next to them on the phone during #1 above
3. Having to make someone else feel guilty because they have to make that choice of flushing #2 above or not when they are done and need to get out
   

I said screw it and flushed anyways, but DAMN, can you idiots PLEASE find a better time to call the dentist other than when you're takin' a shit?

Comments

[skivee.livejournal.com]

I think that in that situation, you are required not only to flush SEVERAL TIMES, but also to pass gas loudly (real or pretend) and grunt with effort.
The army calls this "Firing for effect".

Mark this date on a calendar.

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

I wholeheartedly agree with skivee. Armpit farts and grunts outside of your normal vocal range would also add to the ambiance.

Re: Mark this date on a calendar.

[skivee.livejournal.com]

Are you sure you are not just stealing my thunder? teehee