on the "why i'm voting republican" video going around

[acroyear]

They're missing one:

I'm voting Republican because I don't think scientists should be able to publish their findings without it being looked at by an economics grad student who worked on the election campaign, and therefore knows exactly what a scientific report SHOULD look like.

I especially think that should happen to research that my tax dollars are going to.

Science should always support the policies of the government I elected, not the whims of the natural world. -- Joe Shelby, software developer.

Comments

[scifantasy.livejournal.com]

Heh. Well said.

[eiredrake.livejournal.com]

How about, "I'm voting Republican because I want my daughter to die from a preventable illness because I'm concerned that vaccinating her will turn her into a promiscuous drug using slut."

or "I'm voting Republican because I don't like the idea of terrorists such as gays, catholics, blacks, hispanics, asians and other minorities to have the same rights as good god fearing white protestants."

[unipride.livejournal.com]

so true

[javasaurus.livejournal.com]

How about, "I'm voting Republican so my vote will be counted by those automated paperless machines."

[acroyear70.livejournal.com]

good one.

[blueeowyn.livejournal.com]

I'm voting Republican because We are the United States of America, One Nation, Under GOD by jove and We all Know that In God We Trust. I know that we are a Christian Nation and need to unify our nation under Christ and adhere to the proper covenants of the Church of the LORD God Almighty


I think I am going to be sick