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Dispatches from the Culture Wars: Pray for Lower Gas Prices:
Silly Christians. Prayer won't solve the energy crunch. Homeopathy will! Add a drop of gasoline to a gallon of water and shake vigorously. The water will retain the qualities of the gas and bingo, bango, bongo you've got fuel for pennies per gallon. I'm shocked that more CAM advocates aren't promoting this revolutionary solution.

Date: 2008-04-29 05:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] thelongshot.livejournal.com
Hey, didn't you know it was God who put the dinosaur bones in the ground. If He could do that, he could put more oil in the ground as well.

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