you did know morris dancers were wierd, right?

[acroyear]

>Neighbors, please note that the announcement of holiday
>entertainments I just forwarded to the list includes the Foggy Bottom
>Morris Men doing their infamous Christmas Mummers Play at the Gazebo.
>This group, of which I am a member, has in past years performed this
>VERY SAME "entertainment" in the WACO neighborhood. I assure you that
>you can expect the same level of professionalism, the same tired
>lines, lame jokes, painful puns, and rotten acting. The "performers"
>will also do the perplexing and sedate Abbots Bromley Horn Dance, as
>well as some more energetic Morris Dances so that we, at least, will
>be warmer than the unfortunate audience. That's the evening of
>Thursday, Dec. 21 starting at 6:30 pm. You have been warned!
>
>Also, those of you with children, be advised that immediately
>following the Dec. 21 performance at the Gazebo, we will subject the
>annual Takoma Park Library Winter Solstice Celebration to the very
>same performance, though having run through it at the Gazebo, we
>might (faint hope) know our lines better by then. The program is in
>the Children's Room. Why you would want to subject a child to this is
>beyond me, unless of course he or she has been BAD.
>
>That program starts around 7:00 pm with more wholesome entertainments.

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