Top Ten Reason to Move to Kansas

[acroyear]

Taken from Red State Rabble...

From the hot, new Kansas Morons website:

The Top Ten Reasons to Move to Kansas:

• We raised the drinking age to 32 to keep alcohol out of our high schools.
• We have a law that says that when a couple gets divorced, they are still legally brother and sister.
• When you move to our state, we let you leave the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back of your house.
• We are the nations capital for Faith-Based Science!
• Lead all other states as being the #1 Laughing Stock!
• Our three official state colors are John Deere Green, Ford Blue, and Primer Gray
• We have the worlds largest ball of twine!
• Our state motto is: "Kansas, as bigoted as you think"
• More taxidermists per-capita than Arkansas and more Darryls' per-capita than any other state!
• Fred Phelps keeps us in touch with what god thinks!
• Our Junior/Senior Proms now offer Daycare!

What, you're still here? Get on over to Kansas Morons and check out the whole site. Believe me, you won't be wasting your time.

Comments

[sestree.livejournal.com]

I kept saying there was a reason I left and nobody believed me.

If you haven't read Steve Abram's 'defense' of his push against evolution it's here: http://www.arkcity.net/edit.shtml

If you anger easily might be best to avoid it.

Unfortunately it makes the rest of us who are from there look like blithering idiots. For that alone I could slap that man.