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Report: It Going To Take Way More Than An Inconceivable Act Of Violence For Country To Rise Above Politics | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

WASHINGTON—Sources struggling to make sense of the shooting rampage in Tucson confirmed Wednesday that it would take much more than brutally gunning down a congresswoman, a federal judge, a 9-year-old girl, and 17 others for the nation to rise above its current corrosive state of politics. "This was obviously a horrific tragedy, but nowhere near the unspeakable manifestation of evil it would take for politicians and pundits to act like decent human beings," said analyst Grant Ames [...] Ames told reporters he couldn't rule out the possibility that no matter what happens, they will all just continue to act like complete assholes.