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I'm Getting Old : Dispatches from the Culture Wars:

The one person whose identity I did know was Katy Perry, but only because of all the furor over her song about kissing a girl. What I did not know was that Joe Perry was her father. Which leads to an obvious question: Did Joe Perry and Steven Tyler have a contest to see which one could produce the most beautiful daughter? And how did two men that incredibly ugly manage to produce those two daughters? It doesn't seem possible.

Update: it turns out Katy is unrelated to the Aerosmith guitarist.