It takes the onion to state the obvious...

Study: Not Being An Asshole Boss May Boost Employee Morale | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

In what is being called a breakthrough discovery in worker-administrator relations, a study released Monday in the Journal Of Occupational Science found that not being a total asshole supervisor may be linked to improved worker spirit. "In nearly every trial, we found staff morale runs considerably higher when bosses don't read workers' e-mail over their shoulders, complain about their superior salaries, or act in any way like giant, self- centered assholes," said Erica Gorochow, one of the study's researchers. "Similarly, we found that typical dick manager phrases like 'I don't disagree' can weaken worker disposition by as much as 63 percent." Although the study's findings have already sent shock waves through the business community, Gorochow warned that some of the results may have been compromised, as the bitch lead researcher was breathing down her neck the whole time.

not a threat, just a suggestion and a prayer

May Clarence Thomas someday be pulled over by police and strip-searched for drugs.

For the other 8 justices who actually had a brain and realized children actually do have rights, THANK YOU!

Now, how about throwing out the rest of the zero-tolerance bullshit policies of the lazy-ass school system administrators while you're at it?