You know what I love? (© celtink)

Not knowing what's more rude:

1. Having someone talking on the phone to someone professional (like the receptionist at a dentists office) while sitting on the can in an office restroom
2. Having someone flush a very loud public toilet while someone is in the stall next to them on the phone during #1 above
3. Having to make someone else feel guilty because they have to make that choice of flushing #2 above or not when they are done and need to get out
   

I said screw it and flushed anyways, but DAMN, can you idiots PLEASE find a better time to call the dentist other than when you're takin' a shit?