oh that's funny as hell...

Dream Theater is releasing a best-of compilation in April, calling it "Greatest Hit (... and 21 other pretty cool songs)". :)

how long is immortality? just get on a forever distributed email

The "you must register your cell phone on the do not call registry or the telemarketers will get it and you'll have to pay for their calls to you" email is STILL going around, even though the FTC debunked it 3 years ago.

Every reference to a hard date has been removed in the latest version making the rounds, which now is guaranteeing its rapid distribution by saying it all goes on line "tomorrow"!

*sigh*

You know, it would make a fascinating study of "selection" for a biology class to watch the evolution of these urban legends by the changes made in order to win over a whole new credulous pocket of netizens...