TV These Days...

I suppose that's why we pretty much only watch Law & Order and M*A*S*H reruns each night...

Motley Fool to become FCC Compliant

After considering their options in the aftermath of the "Wardrobe Malfunction", The Motley Fool team are modifying the text of their website to be more user-friendly and less controversial or offensive.

Old Term	New Term
Fannie Mae	Federal National Mortgage Association
Spread	Difference
Bottom Line	Actual Profits
Bull Market	Male Cow Market
Asset	Good Thingy
Your Analysis	Your Breakdown
Merger	Company Unification
Naked Options	Uncovered Options
Round Lot	Group of Shares Traded in Multiples of 100
Short Squeeze	Pressured Share Buyback
Turnover Rate	Trading Activity Factor
Early Withdrawal Penalty	Fee
Back-end Load	Another Fee
Front-end Load	Opposite of Another Fee
Janus Mutual Funds	Roman God of Gates and Doorways Mutual Funds
Dick Grasso	Richard G.

More of the changes they will implement are listed on their web site.