Friday Fiving It

If you...
1. ...owned a restaurant, what kind of food would you serve?
British Brew Pub: standard Pub Grub, with a really nice peppercorn-marinated New York Strip. And a great ale selection plus a few nice single malts.

2. ...owned a small store, what kind of merchandise would you sell?
Comics books and games.

3. ...wrote a book, what genre would it be?
Nonfiction, Java Programming. I've had 2 strong ideas in my head so far.

4. ...ran a school, what would you teach?
Java Programming, advanced GUI design and implementation.

5. ...recorded an album, what kind of music would be on it?
Celtic Rock, probably.

Edited: (was Oh I'm pissed of now...)

The original post here was an emotional reaction to a confusing situation, based on incomplete (and certainly incorrect) information and first thoughts. My knowledge of what gorillas normally are like, as reasonably peaceful animals particularly in their native habitats, fell into extreme conflict with the way the situation was described, and so certainly my first reaction was that the "humans" were to blame.

The thread of discussion that follows is pretty educational, both on the situation, and on the different types of counter-arguments to bring rational thought back to correct an emotional impulse.

To whizzrjohn and other police officers, I apologize sincerely for my final comment in the original post. When an officer says in a report or press conference that "there was no other option" (or relatedly, "we did what we were trained to do"), I'll try to be more critical of my own cynicism and skepticism before opening my dumb mouth in being critical of them.

'cause of this example of extreme stupidity and unnecessary violence out of utter ignorance.

Animals just want to be left alone. If its coming your direction, get out of the fucking way. Its that simple. It ain't gonna attack anybody unless you threaten it, or its hungry and you either have, or are, food. If it charged you, its 'cause you intentionally looked threatening to it and you were the stupid one. You don't corner an animal the same way you might corner a person on the run...

I want the SPCA to file a lawsuit against the two cops. Firing 3 shots is signs you panicked, not signs you were being defensive, or asserting that you were "protecting civilians".

Bastards.