Gore the Comedian!

[acroyear]

For those who missed, it, here's some excerpts from Gore's first attempt at a new career as a stand-up comic:

• I prefer to focus on the future because I know from my own experience that America is a land of opportunity, where every little boy and girl has a chance to grow up and win the popular vote.
• Let's make sure not only that the Supreme Court does not pick the next President, but also that this President is not the one who picks the next Supreme Court.
• By the way, I know about the bad economy. I was the first one laid off.

Yeah, he could probably use a little more, but he certainly came across as considerably less stiff than I was in 2000.

Comments

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

You forgot my favorite:

"You know the old saying: you win some, you lose some. And then there's that little-known third category..."