in response to a commercial...

[acroyear]

"when you turn your car on, it should do the same to you..."

To which I replied, "I'm sorry, but when I'm doing 65 and need to break real quick the last thing I need to do is accidentally grab my DICK instead of the real car's stick shift, you know?"

faireraven - hi beams! low beams! hi beams! low beams!

Comments

[thatliardiego.livejournal.com]

Don't worry -- I read that on a morris dancer, the stick they installed is the size of a light switch. You'd know the difference.