rewarding the good little "christian"

[acroyear]

From the results of annual Baptist Creation Science Fair for 2006...

The World's Fair:

2nd Place [middle school levels]: "Women Were Designed For Homemaking"
Jonathan Goode (grade 7) applied findings from many fields of science to support his conclusion that God designed women for homemaking: physics shows that women have a lower center of gravity than men, making them more suited to carrying groceries and laundry baskets; biology shows that women were designed to carry un-born babies in their wombs and to feed born babies milk, making them the natural choice for child rearing; social sciences show that the wages for women workers are lower than for normal workers, meaning that they are unable to work as well and thus earn equal pay; and exegetics shows that God created Eve as a companion for Adam, not as a co-worker.

well, it makes sense to me!

NOT

rewarding discrimination and prejudice in the best way possible - with the veneer of "science"...

Comments

[dawntreader]

i thought they discounted science.

oh, i guess it's okay in this case since it can be manipulated to support their theory. gotcha.

[wilhelmina-d.livejournal.com]

His mom must be sooo proud. [/sarcasm] The ones that get me are the women who believe that crap! Have they no pride?

[mandrakan.livejournal.com]

They do. Science is something different from what that child is doing.

Specifically, Science is NOT a process of a) taking a preconceived conclusion, and b) looking for things Real Scientists[tm] have said that can be interpreted to support that conclusion.

[mizjawnson.livejournal.com]

When females are born with a laundry basket on their hips, fertilized eggs in thier wombs, and working their asses off only to make less money simply for not having a penis, then I might believe this crap.

And since when the fuck did "companion" begin to mean "unequal" or "subordinate"?!

[xpioti.livejournal.com]

*wicked smile* That social sciences proof obviously explains how a female Spanish Literature major with minimal tech training was earning significantly more than a male with a Master's degree in Electrical Engineering. *smirk*

Actually, "myopic" is the first word that comes to mind when I re-read that summary of pseudo-science. :P

[acroyear70.livejournal.com]

ah, but this isn't science, this is Creation Science!

[theshaggyfreak.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure if I should laugh or feel sad. It does put up another mark against my faith in humanity, though

[javasaurus.livejournal.com]

Hey y'all, don't get too upset with it, it's just parody! (which is why acroyear tagged it as humor, eh?)