i'm sure he wants that, but i'm not sure he ever actually had it...

[acroyear]

Midwest Values PAC | An Evening with Ann Coulter: Al Franken's Opening Statement:

I was just talking to Newt Gingrich the other day. And I said to him, “Don’t you want for a gay couple what you had with your first wife? Don’t you want that bond that comes with the pledge of fidelity that you had with your second wife? Don’t you want what comes with that lifelong bond that you may or may not have with your third wife – I have no idea what’s going on there.” - Al Franken on the whole gay marriage hurts traditional marriages crapola.

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My favorite paragraph:

I’m not an expert on the New Testament. But I know that if you cut out all the passages where Jesus talks about helping the poor, helping the least among us, if you literally took a pair of scissors and cut out all those passages, you’d have the perfect box to smuggle Rush Limbaugh’s drugs in.

[acroyear70.livejournal.com]

i'm rather fond of this:

When my daughter was six years old, her teacher asked all her students to write about how their parents had met. We told Thomasin that we met at a mixer freshman year of college. I saw Franni across the room, gathering up some friends to leave. I liked the way she was taking control and I thought she was beautiful. So I asked her to dance, and then got her a ginger ale, then escorted her to her dorm and asked for a date.

My daughter wrote, "My dad asked my mom to dance, bought her a drink, and then took her home."

(and its funnier in context)