good question?

San Francisco Bans Happy Meal | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | American Voices:

"Why don't the San Francisco politicians do something to truly protect children, and ban all seismic activity within city limits?"

S.F. is a lovely city, but the "nanny state" factor, whether it's over-zealous health codes cutting into personal privacy, or over-zealots arses trying to ban the night-life, has simply got to go.