ah, the abuses of those in power...

Former RNC Chair Comes Out As Gay | The Onion - America's Finest News Source | American Voices:

"It was worth orchestrating the 2004 gay marriage debate if it got him out of overcomitting to his boyfriend."

harsh...

New WNBA Promotion Lets First 100 Fans Leave Early | The Onion - America's Finest News Source:

In an effort to increase attendance and reward the league's fans, WNBA president Donna Orender announced Wednesday that the first 100 ticket holders to arrive at the conference semifinal games would be allowed to leave extra early.

point to poinder

"Consider it: every person you have ever met, every person will suffer the loss of his friends and family. All are going to lose everything they love in this world. Why would one want to be anything but kind to them in the meantime?" — Sam Harris

[quoted by guitarist Al Petteway on his FB wall]