from the "really doesn't get it" department...

Clients From Hell : Me: “If you could send me a check or use Paypal,...:

Me: “If you could send me a check or use Paypal, that’d be great.”

Client: “Well, I don’t really trust Paypal or like mailing checks out. Can you come pick it up in person?”

Me: “We’re 4 states apart and it’s a 12 hour drive…”

Client: “It’s a nice drive though! You’ll like it, I promise. See you tomorrow!”