English - just 'cause it is native

doesn't mean you actually understand it, i guess.

Robert Fripp's Diary for Wednesday, 9th June 2010:

22.46 On leaving my room, in the corridor outside & two doors down, I entered an effulgent cloud of smoke; and went to reception…

RF: Is this a no smoking hotel?
Reception: Yes.

RF. I hate to say this, but there’s a lot of smoke outside room 132.
Reception: That’s because you’re in the smoking block.

RF: But this is a no smoking hotel?
Reception: Yes. But you’re in the smoking block.

RF: But this is a no smoking hotel.
Reception: In the public spaces there’s no smoking. But there are private smoking rooms.

RF: But when I booked in online, it said this was a no smoking hotel.
Reception: Yes, but you didn’t ask for a no smoking room.

RF: That’s because your website said you’re a no smoking hotel.
Reception: Would you like to move rooms?