acroyear | Nov. 10th, 2006

Nov. 10th, 2006

Politicians Sweep Midterm Elections:

Resounding Victories In All States, Counties, Cities, Towns

November 7, 2006 | Issue 42•45

WASHINGTON, DC—After months of aggressive campaigning and with nearly 99 percent of ballots counted, politicians were the big winners in Tuesday's midterm election, taking all 435 seats in the House of Representatives, retaining a majority with 100 out of 100 seats in the Senate, and pushing political candidates to victory in each of the 36 gubernatorial races up for grabs.

While analysts had been predicting a possible sweep for months, and early exit-poll numbers seemed favorable, politicians reportedly exceeded even their own expectations, gaining an impressive 100 percent of the overall national vote.

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"Even in the most hotly contested local races that went down to the wire, politicians still came out on top every time," [Georgetown University political science professor Barbara Steward] added.

Needless to say, it's from The Onion.

Where else can you say you're on the quest for the "perfect fifth"...and not be talking about alcohol?

Current Music: Leonard Bernstein; Wiener Philharmonic - Mahler: Symphony #5 In C Sharp Minor - 3. Scherzo. Kraftig,

Cognitive Daily: Caffeine and concentration:

If you're like me, sometimes you feel as if you couldn't get anything done at all if it weren't for coffee. I'm sipping from a cup right now as I write this (a double Americano, in case you're curious). Caffeine seems to perk me up just enough to organize my thoughts into a coherent whole.

But Hugo at AlphaPsy points out that caffeine's effects aren't all good. If you give a spider a large dose, her web will be a random mess instead of a beautiful spiral. Even more fascinating are the human responses to arguments while under the influence of caffeine:

In these experiments, people were made to drink an orange juice before they proceeded. In one condition, the orange juice contained some added caffeine: in the other it was pure orange juice. When the attitudes were measured after the persuasive message, it was found that the attitudes of participants under caffeine had changed more than that of the control participants.

But coffee doesn't just make you more gullible: quite the contrary. In another experiment, the researchers studied the effect of argument strength. They did exactly the same thing as in the first case, but this time there were two types of arguments: the strong ones and the weak ones. It turns out that people under caffeine are not more convinced by weak arguments, but only by strong ones. So in fact caffeine makes you more suited to understand the strength of good arguments.

Potent stuff, this caffeine.